Anthony, Male, TX. Occasionally outgoing, always awesome, severely overworked, drastically underpaid, kind of hilarious, mildly depressed, painfully logical, brutally honest, usually combative, partially autismal.
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turns out you still have to take a physics exam even when you were out drinking till 4 am,
woops guys
christ
is that ketchup
are u even trying here
what do you want them to actually stab someone for the sake of a tumblr post
go big or go home
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- Who’s here?
- My ex-wife Tammy.
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Biologists would have you call this thing an Armadillo-Girdled Lizard, Cordylus cataphractus, but I won’t be fooled. This is clearly a baby dragon. They also have this adorable habit of biting their own tails for no discernible reason. Which is adorable until you remember what the ouroboros is, and inevitably conclude that these things are also dark magic.
Magical dragons.It all makes sense.
omg
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